Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖