Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.