What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
You're homeless, you orphan!
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Stop the orphan jokes!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Stop, orphan joke!
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
