Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.