Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖