Orphans jokes
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
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What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
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You're homeless, you orphan!
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.