Orphans jokes
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.