Orphans jokes
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.