Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
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What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
You're homeless, you orphan!
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Stop, orphan joke!
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.