Orphans jokes
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
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What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
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Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
You're homeless, you orphan!
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Orphans can't find the home page.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.