Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.