Orphans jokes

What do you call an orphan's family portrait?

A selfie.

What do you call an orphan with no relatives?

An orphan with no relatives.

Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?

Because they can't get a parent's signature.

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?

Because it has a home button.

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What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣

Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?

His family was blown up by meteors.

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

(Not an orphan joke).

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they've lost 2 towers.

Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?

Because they like to have a home.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

What do orphans go to church for?

So they can call someone "father."

Stop, orphan joke!

Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!

What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.