Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
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What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.