Orphans jokes
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.