Orphans jokes
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
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Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What can orphans not do in school?
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.