Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Stop, orphan joke!
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Orphans can't find the home page.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Stop the orphan jokes!