Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
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Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.