Orphans jokes
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.