Orphans jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.