Orphans jokes
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.