Orphans jokes
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.