Orphans jokes
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.