Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.