What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Orphans Jokes
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
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What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Orphans can't find the home page.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
