Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
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What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.