Orphans jokes
Orphans have no parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌