Orphans jokes

Dick

My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.

Stereotype

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts đź‘–

Orphan

Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?

Because they can't get a parent's signature.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan with no relatives?

An orphan with no relatives.

Orphan

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

Orphan

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

Orphan

What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

One you cut into 2 with a knife.

And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.

Orphanage

Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Orphan

I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.

Orphan

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?