Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
