Orphans jokes
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts đź‘–
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."