Orphans jokes
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.