Orphans jokes
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
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Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.