Orphans jokes
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.