Orphans jokes
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Orphan
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.