Orphans jokes
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.