Orphans jokes
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."