Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Orphans Jokes
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
