Orphans jokes
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?