Orphans jokes
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.