Orphans jokes
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.