Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Orphan
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?