Orphans jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???