Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.