Orphans jokes
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!