Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
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I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!