Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.