Orphans jokes
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.