Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.