Orphans jokes
Like if you know an orphan.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?