Orphans jokes
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.