Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
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Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
Orphan joke protest idea.