Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")