Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
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