Orphans jokes
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.