Orphans jokes
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Stop orphan jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.