Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.