Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")