Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
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I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.