Orphans jokes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Orphan

Q: Why can't orphans be gay?

A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."

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Why are orphans so scared of the dark?

The dad can't check the closet for them.

Bleach

Bleach solves so many problems:

Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.

Orphan

I tried to make a website for orphans.

Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need a parent's signature.

Orphan

I would create an orphan website...

But you need a home page to do that.

(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷‍♀️

Orphan

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.

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