Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Orphans Jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. ๐คฃ
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldnโt call his parents!
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "Iโm going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Why canโt an orphan play baseball?
He doesnโt know where home is.
Why canโt orphans play baseball?
Itโs because they canโt find home plate.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) ๐คทโโ๏ธ
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
