Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"