Orphans jokes
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.