Orphans jokes
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.