Orphans jokes
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.