Orphans jokes
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.