Orphans jokes
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.