Orphans jokes
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.