Orphans jokes
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!