Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."