Orphans jokes
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
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I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "Iβm going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why canβt orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they donβt have a mom or dad.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.