Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.