Orphans jokes
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."