Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldnβt help him out!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "Iβm going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.