Orphans jokes
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
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Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.