Orphans jokes
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."