Orphans jokes
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!