Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Orphans Jokes
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
