Orphans jokes
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.