Orphans jokes
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Orphan, sorry.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.