Orphans jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!