Orphans jokes
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.