Orphans jokes
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Orphan, sorry.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.