Orphans jokes
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.