Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
You're an orphan.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”