Orphans jokes
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.