Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.