Orphans jokes
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.