What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Orphans Jokes
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
