Orphans jokes
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesnât have a home button.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Whatâs the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they werenât always orphans.