Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.