Orphans jokes
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.