Orphans jokes
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”