Orphans jokes
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.