Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?