Orphans jokes
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.