Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?