Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Orphans Jokes
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
