Orphans jokes
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan, sorry.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!