Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: ______
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.