Orphans jokes
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.