Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.