Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.