Orphans jokes
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.