Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."