Orphans jokes
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.