Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Orphans Jokes
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
