Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.