Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.