Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.