Orphans jokes

Why did the orphan go outside the school?

Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"

If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂

Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Student: His parents.

When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?

Because he can't sign the parent's signature.

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

What did one orphan say to another?

"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.