Orphans jokes
I love orphans. They're precious.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.