Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
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Orphans Jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
