Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣