Orphans jokes
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.