Orphans jokes
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.