Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Orphans Jokes
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
