Orphans jokes
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.