Orphans jokes
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
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What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.