Orphans jokes
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."