Orphans jokes
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
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If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?