Orphans jokes
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."