Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.