Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.