Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Everyone loves orphans, other than their parents of course.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
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A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)