Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.