Orphans jokes
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.