Orphans jokes
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.