Orphans jokes
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.