Orphans jokes

Orphan

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.

Orphan

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?

The flowers actually get picked.

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Orphan

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

People

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."

Orphan

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Orphan

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Orphan

Why do orphans like to have sex?

So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."

Orphan

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

Orphan

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

Orphan

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D