Orphans jokes
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D