Orphans jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
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Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.