Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.