Orphans jokes
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.