Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!