Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.