Orphans jokes
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”