What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
