Orphans jokes
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"