Orphans jokes
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.