Orphans jokes
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.