Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.