Orphans jokes
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What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁