Orphans jokes
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!