Orphans jokes
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.