Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."