Orphans jokes
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.