Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.