Orphans jokes
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Couldn't be me being an orphan.