Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan, sorry.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.