Orphans jokes
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."