Orphans jokes
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."