Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Orphans got me like: 😂
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.