Orphans jokes
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.