Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
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Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."