Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.