Orphans jokes
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!