Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.