Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?