Orphans jokes
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.