Orphans jokes
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.