Orphans jokes
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Orphans got me like: 😂
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.