Orphans jokes
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.