Orphans jokes
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."