Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Orphans Jokes
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
