Orphans jokes
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.