Orphans jokes
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.