Orphans jokes
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."