Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
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