Orphans jokes
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)