Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.