Orphans jokes
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.