Orphans jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?