If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Orphans Jokes
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
