Orphans jokes
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.