Orphans jokes

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

Orphan: I fucked your mom.

Kid: At least mine survived from it.

Orphans are lonely.

Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?

Because his last parents existed.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually came back.

Why can't orphans play poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Mommy, when will daddy come back?

I'm not your mom...

I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."

Stop the orphan jokes!

Why do orphans drink water with cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.

What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?

Family photo.

Why do orphans play Sims?

Because they can make themselves a family.

Why are orphans prostitutes?

So they can call someone "daddy."

Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?

Because they don't know what a full house is :(