Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.