Orphans jokes
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
I'm gay and an orphan.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/