Orphans jokes
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)