Orphans jokes
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.