Orphans jokes
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
I'm gay and an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."