Orphans jokes
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.