Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?