Orphans jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
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Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
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What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.