Orphans jokes
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
STOP THE ORPHAN JOKES!
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Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.