Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.