Orphans jokes
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.