Orphans jokes
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
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Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.