Orphans jokes
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.