Orphans jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.