What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
