Orphans jokes
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.