Orphans jokes
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.