Orphans jokes

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Why do orphans like to have sex?

So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."

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Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.

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What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

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I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

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Why do orphans hate playing baseball?

'Cause they can't get a home run.

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I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

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One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

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A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

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Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.