Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. ðŸ˜
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*