Orphans jokes
Orphans got me like: 😂
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.