Orphans jokes
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.