Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.