Orphans jokes
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
I'm gay and an orphan.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.