Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.