Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Can someone be my daddy?
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."