Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
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What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.