Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"