Orphans jokes

Why can orphans travel so much?

They don't get homesick.

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising.

Why can't orphans have gay sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Why do your orphans not drink beer?

Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

Because they can't run home.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Hide and seek.

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!

Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

Me: That’s what I call an orphan!

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they do not know where home is.