Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.