Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹