Orphans jokes
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.