Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
