Orphans jokes
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.