Orphans jokes
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"