Orphans jokes
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.