Orphans jokes
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.