Orphans jokes
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)