Orphans jokes
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣