Orphans jokes
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.