Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.