Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.