Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Orphans Jokes
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
