Orphans jokes
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!