Orphans jokes
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.