Orphans jokes
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.