Orphans jokes
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.