Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.