Orphans jokes
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.