Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)