Orphans jokes
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Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.