Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.