Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
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Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"