Orphans jokes
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.