Orphans jokes
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.