What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Orphans Jokes
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
