Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Orphans Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
