Orphans jokes
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!