Orphans jokes
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.