Orphans jokes
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai