Orphans jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.