Orphans jokes
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
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Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."