Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.