Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.