Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.