Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.