Orphans jokes
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.