Orphans jokes
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
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