Orphans jokes
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Why canât orphans have an iPhone?
Because they canât hit the home button.
Whatâs the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Why canât orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why canât orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Whatâs the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they donât have parents.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itâs like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They donât know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphanâs family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter âfâ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphanâs least favorite song? "We are Family."
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite type of music? House.
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Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite store? Home Depot.
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Fosterâs.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because itâs the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Why canât an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Itâs like Sonic always says, âIf youâre ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?â