Orphans jokes
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."