Orphans jokes
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.