Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.