Orphans jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
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If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).