Orphans jokes
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Whatās the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You canāt do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why canāt orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why canāt orphans build computers?
They donāt know where to put the motherboard.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they donāt know what a home is.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?