Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Orphans Jokes
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
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What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
