Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.