Orphans jokes
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.