Orphans jokes
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.