Orphans jokes
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.