Orphans jokes
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
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How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.