Orphans jokes
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.