Orphans jokes
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.