Orphans jokes
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.