Orphans jokes
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.