Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.