Orphans jokes
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.