Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
Parent Signature_________________
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.