Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡