Orphans jokes
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?