Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Orphans Jokes
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
