Orphans jokes
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.