Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.