Orphans jokes
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.