Orphans jokes
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.