Orphans jokes
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.