Orphans jokes
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.