Orphans jokes
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.