Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"