Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"