Orphans jokes
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.