Orphans jokes
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Them, losers.