Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.