Orphans jokes
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.