Orphans jokes
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."