Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.