Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."