Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.