Orphans jokes
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."