Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"