Orphans jokes
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Stop, orphan joke!
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.