Orphans jokes
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.