Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
