Orphans jokes
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.