Orphans jokes
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!