Orphans jokes
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.