Orphans jokes
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?