Orphans jokes
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.