Orphans jokes
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.