Orphans jokes
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.