Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.