Orphans jokes

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It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

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An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

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If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

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Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

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What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?

One is allowed in the house.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

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Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

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Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?

Because there is no one to teach them.

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What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

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Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

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No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.

The makers were orphans.

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Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!

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"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""

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Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?

Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.