Orphans jokes
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
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What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Orphan
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.