Orphans jokes
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.