Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.