Orphans jokes
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?