Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.