Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"