Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Orphans Jokes
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
