Orphans jokes

What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?

One is allowed in the house.

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

What song can't orphans sing?

"Sweet Home Alabama."

Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.

Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...

This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?

Home buttons.

Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?

Because no one wants him.

Why can orphans just be gay?

Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."

What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?

A normal kid has a family.

Why do orphans want to die?

Because they might see their parents in Heaven.

What is the true meaning of Christmas?

Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.

Dear Orphans,

I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)

Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Why did the orphan go to church?

To finally call someone father. 😂😂

I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.