Orphans jokes
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.