Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.