Orphans jokes
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.