Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.