Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Orphans Jokes
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
