Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?