Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.