Orphans jokes
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.