Orphans jokes
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.