Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Who has no home?
Orphans.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.