Orphans jokes

Orphan

Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?

Because they can't reach home.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple has a family tree.

Orphan

Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?

Because the dad never came with the milk.

Orphan

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

Orphan

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Orphan

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Orphan

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

Orphan

What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

Allergy

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 360 days?

Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.

Orphan

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?