How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Orphans Jokes
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
