Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Orphan
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.