Orphans jokes
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.