Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone