Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔