Orphans jokes
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.