Orphans jokes
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.