Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.