Orphans jokes
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.