Orphans jokes
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.