Orphans jokes
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.