Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].