Orphans jokes
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."