Orphans jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?

Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

Orphan

The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Orphan

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Orphan

What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?

Chlamydia.

Orphan

We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?

One of them is actually loved.

Orphan

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.