Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.