Orphans jokes
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.