For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Orphans Jokes
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
