Orphans jokes
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”