Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...