Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?