Orphans jokes
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.