Orphans jokes
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.