Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
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What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.