Orphans jokes
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!