Orphans jokes
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!