Orphans jokes
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?