Orphans jokes
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."