Orphans jokes
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?