Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?