Orphans jokes
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Orphan, sorry.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.