Orphans jokes
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.