Orphans jokes
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.