Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...