What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
