Orphans jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!