Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.