Orphans jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.