Orphans jokes
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.