Orphans jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"