Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?