Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.