Orphans jokes
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.