Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.