Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.