Orphans jokes
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
I found your parent!
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.