Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Orphans are lonely.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D