Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!