Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Orphans are lonely.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.