Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
F in orphan means family.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Orphans are lonely.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"