Orphans jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
Orphans are lonely.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣