Orphans jokes
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"