How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Orphans Jokes
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
F in orphan means family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
