Orphans jokes
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.