Orphans jokes
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.