Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.