Orphans jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.