Orphans jokes
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
I am the orphan joke.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.