Orphans jokes
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.