Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.