Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.