Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
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Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.